Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes
flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the
man, and he snatches it from the air and hands
it back to her.
"This is so
embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her
eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed
you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May
I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a
stimulating conversationalist, stunningly
pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in
common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You
are the most charming woman I've ever
encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?"
"No," she
replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."