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THIS WEEK'S JOKE OF THE
WEEK
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they
connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds
and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the
entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous
bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is
quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They
share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself
thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be
the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on
the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they
rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed
that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has
ever known.
After an intense, explosive
night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was
it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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